💰🚀 Listen up, broke bois and rich girls! Copilot Money is here to help you manage your finances, because apparently, some of y’all think doubling your paycheck is a budgeting strategy (spoiler: it’s NOT) 😂🤡! Introducing Copilot Money: the app that promises to turn your financial flops into *stonks* 📈 — and trust me, you need this like the world needs another iPhone color nobody asked for. It’s beautifully designed, so your bank account can cry in style! 💅💸 ALERT 🚨: They just dropped a fresh feature – Savings Goals 💸✨. Now you can visually cry over your dreams of buying that yacht you can’t afford! Yeah, we see you plotting your escape from student loans like it's a Netflix drama. 🎭 Lol, when I asked a “leaked developer” for a quote 🕵️‍♂️, he said: "We basically made this feature to help you stop asking your mom for money. #TaketheWheel" 🙃💀 But here's a hot take 🔥: Why bother saving when we can just invest in crypto? LMAO, buy the dip or just dip on your financial responsibilities? 🤷‍♂️💔 *This is fine*. So, are you gonna cop it or let your budget stay a chaotic mess? Either way, remember: you can’t just avoid it like you avoid your responsibilities. If you don’t figure it out now, the next Starbucks can't fix your impulse buys. 🤖💥✌️ #FinTechIsLife