💀🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft is resurrecting Clippy like a zombie in a 90s horror flick! I mean, seriously, who but Bill Gates could find a way to make AI facepalms and dad jokes even more cringe? 🤡👾 Introducing... *drumroll please* the **Copilot Emoji Face**! 🎉🤖 Kinda like Clippy’s long-lost love child but with the personality of a wet blanket. 🥴 *Leaked developer quote*: “We thought, why not make our AI as annoying as possible? Like, people loved Clippy, right? No cap!” Just imagine: You’re trying to write a serious email, 💌 and then BAM! Your Copilot pops up wearing an emoji face that looks like it just saw the stock market crash! 📉 🔥 Is this the peak of *boomer humor*? If so, I’m here for it, but my inner Gen Z is screaming, “Log off, fam!” 🥲 Meanwhile, this is the perfect opportunity for Microsoft to flex on us with emojis that are *actually* helpful. Drake pointing: "Use your words, AI! 🤝" 😂 In conclusion: Get ready for the age where your assistant is a literal emoji 💩 on your productivity. 🤯🍕 And I predict by 2024, we'll all be arguing on Reddit about how Clippy was actually the first phase of the AI apocalypse! *This is fine* 🔥🔥🔥