🚨💰BREAKING NEWS from the land of Legos and Viking ships! 🇩🇰✨ Light—a Danish startup that's basically like your accountant but with 100% less coffee and more AI magic—just snagged a whopping $30M Series A from Balderton. That’s right, folks, stonks are UP! 🚀📈 🌟 While you were debating whether to buy a new espresso machine or your sixth pair of Crocs, these geniuses are cranking out AI software to save us from the mind-numbing horrors of bookkeeping. Imagine not having to cringe at your bank balance while calculating expenses: "Hey Siri, just handle my finances and maybe make my coffee too! ☕️🤖" 👁️💫 But! Here comes the real kicker: the bro who heads Light totally leaked a convo he had with his devs: “Dude, I spent 12 hours coding, and all we made was a glorified calculator.” *Developer quotes back* “But at least it’s a calculator that doesn’t judge us for our impulse Amazon purchases!” 😱💳 So what's next? I predict we’ll have a future where AI will not only handle our finances but will spin our dramatic Tinder tales into tax write-offs! 🤪🔥 Next up: AI tech that replaces your therapist because they’re sick of your coping mechanism of spending on overpriced artisanal candles. 💀🕯️ This is fine. 🔥💩