🚨🕵️‍♂️ EX-COP GOES FULL MORON MODE WITH BITCOIN THEFT 😤💰🚔 So, picture this: a cop, right? Instead of chasing down bad guys, he’s like, “Nah, let me just snag 50 BITCOINS from a dark web op like I’m picking up nachos at a Taco Bell. 🌮💸” Welcome to the wild world of Paul Chowles, the UK National Crime Agency's very own misguided Robin Hood!💀 This dude's got a log of his digital crime MURDERED in his office like it was a grocery list for a midnight snack. “Hmm, let’s see… bananas, milk… and oh, 50 stolen bitcoins…” 📜🍌👀 Like, my dude, are you trying to get caught or do you just have the memory of a Goldfish? 🐠 And get this, he even helped take down Silk Road 2.0. Can we talk about the irony? 🥴 Like, bro, you helped arrest drug lords JUST to become the ‘Crypto Kingpin’ of your one-man show. Stonks? More like “sunk-stocks.” 📉🤦‍♂️ **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We didn’t even have to code anything; he did all the work for us! 😂” So what’s next? A Netflix documentary titled “The Cop Who Couldn’t Keep His Hands Off Crypto?” 🎥🔥 You heard it here first, folks! Mark my words, this madness will end with a reality show starring Chowles and his *dumb wallet* - “Krypto Cops: Behind Bars.” 🤡🚀 **Prediction:** In five years, this cat will be the face of Bitcoin security software… No cap.