🚨🛸 **BREAKING: THE GALAXY Z FOLD 7 (and Flip 7) ARE HERE TO MESS WITH YOUR WALLET! 💸👾** 🚨 So, you want to snatch that cushy Galaxy Z Fold 7 or Flip 7, huh? 🥴💔 Well, prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the land of *Pre-Order* MAYHEM! 🎢💥 First off, you can just waltz into Samsung's digital shop. But, like, why do that when you can *appear* cool by browsing other storefronts? 🤡 The trade-in deals are ALSO there, but I wouldn’t trust Samsung’s site like I trust my crazy uncle Jerry when he says he can "fix the Wi-Fi." 🙄💀 👀 **Hot tip from a “leaked” dev: "I postponed my kids’ college funds just to grab the Flip 7. Worth it, right?" 👶💼** Before you hit that pre-order button (or smash it like it's a piñata), remember: Any bad deals might land you in the "Cringe Corner" of regret. 😬🚀 🔥 **FINAL TAKE:** In a plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan would be proud of, I predict that in 6 months, the only thing foldable will be your sanity after you accidentally drop that $2,000 masterpiece! 🛠️😂 Go forth, my friends, and may your pre-order journey be less cringe and more *stonks*. 🚀💰