🚨👀 YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS DROP! Get ready to throw your money away on literally NOTHING! 💸🤪 I'm talking about the Nothing CMF Buds Pro 2, now a spicy $47, down from the usual “why are we spending this much?” price of $69. That’s *gasp* a meaty 32% off! 🥩🔥 👂💔 Tired of budget earbuds making you feel like you’re listening to music through a potato? 🍟🥔 Look no further than these bad boys! I mean, who wouldn’t want buds that scream “I’m trying too hard but in a trendy way”? 😂 Leaked Developer Quote #1: “We named them Nothing because that’s what they will give you: an existential crisis while listening to Taylor Swift.” 💅🤷‍♂️ But wait, there’s MORE! 🤯💥 This deal is hotter than your crush’s new haircut. The moment you put them in, your ears will be like “WTF, who dis?!” and your wallet will be crying but it’ll all be worth it. 🔥👽 HOT TAKE: Why bother with AirPods when you can flex your nonexistent budget with these? I predict everyone will start showing up to parties donning nothing but these buds—and I’m here for it! 💯💩 #NothingToSeeHere #BudsOnABudget #PrimeDayPanic 🛒💥💯