🎉🚨 BLACK FRIDAY ALERT! 🚨🎉 Hold on to your corn cob pillows, fam, because Apple just dropped the MacBook Air M4 to a jaw-dropping $749! 😱💸 *Insert Drake pointing meme here* because THIS is the deal to flex on your broke friends. 💀💅 With that stunning Liquid Retina display, your TikToks will look *chef’s kiss* while you pretend to be productive. 🍕📱✨ Powered by Apple's new M4 chip, this beauty runs like the flash 🏃‍♂️💨—goodbye, procrastination, hello, "I mean, I could've gamed on this but I guess I’ll scroll TikTok instead." 🎮👀 But wait, there’s more! This baby is so LIGHT 😳 that it might just float away if you don’t grab it with both hands. Seriously, you'll barely feel it in your backpack between your collection of "I’m not a regular tech nerd, I’m a cool tech nerd" stickers. 😎✨ 📣💥 Leaked Developer Quote: “The M4 is faster than my ex's excuses for ghosting me!” – Anonymous Apple Dev who totally didn't say that at the company happy hour🍻💥 So here’s my unhinged hot take: buy the M4 to finesse your way through life’s chaos 🌪️💻—or else you’ll be stuck watching your friends flex in the digital world while you’re still on that ancient MacBook from the stone age. 🔥💀💰 #Stonks Catch you on the ✨ AIR bus! ✈️👽