🚨🚨 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING: Moto Tag JUST GOT A GLOW-UP! 🚨🚨 Yes, fam, you heard that right! If you ever lost your phone in your couch (again), or let your dog run away because he thought he was a Pierre No-More, the Moto Tag is here to save your pathetic life. 😭📱🐕💔 💥 Now available for single purchase on Amazon, because buying a *whole pack* of these is, like, soooo LAST YEAR. Who has the cupboard space for that? 😂 This isn’t just any tracker; this bad boy rocks UWB tech, aka "Ultra-Whoop-Buddy" (I just made that up, but it sounds tight, right? ⚡️🤖). In the words of a *totally real* leaked developer quote: “We wanted to make tracking your stuff as easy as finding your bestie at the club after 3 shots. Now you can buy just ONE and not feel like a hoarder.” 😎✨ But honestly, this whole Find Hub network situation is CRINGE. Can we not evolve beyond “find my ...” products? 🙄💩 Anyway, mark my words, the Moto Tag will become the avocado toast of tracking devices. You’ll order it, post it on IG, and then never use it again. 🔥🔥 And here’s the hot take: In 2025, UWB will be in YOUR TOASTER. You heard it here first, fam! #Stonks 🚀💰🍞