📢🍏✨🚨 BREAKING: Apple is attempting to bribe our youth with premium ear biscuits! 😂💰 Skip the boring back-to-school deals and check THIS out! 🤖👀 For a limited time, when you buy a shiny new MacBook or an iPad (yes, the one your hipster friend is ALWAYS flexing on TikTok), they’ll toss in a FREE pair of AirPods! 🎧🔥 But why, you ask? Are they trying to distract us from the absurd prices? 🤔💸 🎓Imagine pulling out that fresh MacBook in class, wearing those AirPods like you just unveiled the Mona Lisa of tech products. You’ll be the 💯% based student while your classmates are struggling to cope with their crusty old notebooks. 🥴📒 🤑 "Bro, if they make AirPods come with a bottle of avocado toast, I might actually reconsider my life choices," said an imaginary dev during lunch (probably while slurping overpriced oat milk). 🤡🍵 But let’s be real, Apple is just setting up the greatest long con of all time: “Buy overpriced gadgets, get free stuff. It’s ok, your college debt will thank you later!” 📈🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 PREDICTION TIME: In 2025, Apple will start giving away free Teslas with MacBooks! This is not a meme, I’m dead serious. Get ready for the “STONKS” 🚀🚀!