🎉💻🚨 Get ready to unleash the chaos, folks, because Consumer Reports has thrown some serious shade at Microsoft! 🌈🕶️ Like, imagine sending a love letter to your ex who ghosted you! 👻💔 🛑 So here’s the tea: Microsoft is about to put Windows 10 users on the *Chopping Block* on October 14th, and CR is NOT having it! They’re like, “Hey Satya, stop leaving millions of people stranded with rusty old PCs like they’re in a post-apocalyptic movie!”🥵💀 📰 “Hypocritical” is the word of the day, kiddos! 😱 They even CRITICIZED the *$30 fee* for a *one-year* security extension! Like, can we get a *refund* for all those hours spent on Windows 10? 🤔💸 No cap, Microsoft’s trying to cash in on those folks who just want to use their dinosaur machines without getting hacked by some basement-lurking gremlin. 🧑‍💻👾 🔮 Developer leaked quotes alert! 🚨 “I honestly didn’t realize they could take the ‘you can’t sit with us’ approach to operating systems. My bad.” 😂💬 🔥 So here’s the unhinged take: What if Microsoft just says “F it” and releases Windows 11 for calculators next? 🤖🧮 Just wait; they'll start charging us for *calculating* too!💸💀 Share if you’re ready to join the chaos! 💥 #WindowsSaga2025 #MicrosoftCrisis✌️🚀