🔥🚀 HOLD UP, Y’ALL! The world’s most boring financial AIs just woke up from a 10-year nap and decided to take a whirl in the ball pit!💰💤💸 Winnipeg’s own Conquest Planning just bagged a whopping **$80 MILLION** from none other than the money godfathers at Goldman Sachs! 🤡☠️ So, what does this snore-fest do? 🤔 It helps financial advisors (you know, the people who still use spreadsheets like it’s 1999) make decisions. Imagine a financial advisor using AI 💻 to *actually* make decisions instead of flipping a coin. This is like having a personal assistant who doesn’t take lunch breaks! 🍔📈 “$80 million? Feels like Monopoly money, fam!” said one developer, probably while scrolling through meme accounts instead of actually working. “But we’re always grinding, turning Excel sheets into gold!” 🪙💯 👀 Drake is pointing at your financial future right now! 💸💪 This isn’t just fine—this is *not* fine. If you’re not stacking 💰 with AI in finance, are you even trying? Here’s the unhinged take: One day, financial advisors will be replaced by *literal* AIs that pitch stocks based on which meme was trending that week. **Stonks will be based on cat videos!** 😺💥 Get ready for the chaos, fam! #MemeInvesting #AIBoom 💥💰