🎉💥🙌 Hold onto your keyboards, nerds! It’s time to dive into *congru-what*?🤔 It’s Congruity360, and they’re coming for your unstructured data like it owes them money! 💸💀 So, rumor has it that IT professionals are sweating bullets over *AI-based cyber threats* lurking in their cloud like the Riddler at a coding camp. 🦸‍♂️🔍 But like, can we talk about the real threat here—a company trying to sound smart with a name like "Congruity360"? 📈💩 For real, what’s next? "DataSyncInfinity"? 🤡 Apparently, *theCUBE Research* went around asking IT peeps what keeps them up at night, and surprise, surprise, unstructured data topped the charts like it’s the latest TikTok dance! 🕺💃 “It’s like trying to find a single piece of sushi in a dumpster fire,” one *leaked developer quote* claimed. “And I don’t even like sushi!” 🍣🔥 And as 2024 approaches, I can confidently predict this: EVERY company will suddenly become a cybersecurity guru in their marketing, while still using "password123" as their passcode. 🤦‍♂️💀 Get ready for the *ultimate cringe-fest of hollow promises* and stonks to fall harder than your WiFi on movie night!📉💥 #ThisIsFine 🌌 Share this before your data gets yeeted into the void! 🚀😈