🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: SLS Rocket Drama! 🚀💰💀 So, the United States Congress and former President Trump are about to decide whether to keep the SLS rocket soaring or treat it like last week's expired milk. 🥛💔💥 They might be all like: "LET'S CUT THE UPPER STAGE!" 🤔 because who needs accurate space travel when we can all just be astronauts in our living rooms? 🛋️👨‍🚀 In a shocking twist, this entire budget skirmish is making us feel like that dog in the burning room saying, “This is fine.” 🔥🐶✨ Meanwhile, Congress is like “WE CAN’T LOSE SCIENCE MISSION$!” but they have the budget skills of a high schooler dealing with their first credit card. 💳🎓 As the October 1 deadline looms like that creepy guy in the corner of a party, buzz is flying around that the SLS might get slapped harder than a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong. 🕺💃 "I swear to you our budget team is ready to negotiate!" a *leaked* developer said, "But those rocket stages? That’s the kind of budget we just can’t rocket 🤷‍♂️💣." STONKS or DUDS? 📉📈 What do you think? My hot take? In 5 years, NASA will be launching rockets powered by Fortnite dance moves! 💃🚀😜 #SpaceJamNotJamming #NASAIsStillJustFine