🇺🇸💔 BREAKING: Y'all ever woke up and felt like the Constitution just ghosted you? Yeah, for real! Key sections like habeas corpus (you know, that "I have the body" vibe) and “don’t let anyone wear a crown unless it's a Burger King” just dipped from Congress' US Constitution website like it was trying to avoid accountability. 🏃‍♂️💨 👀 404 Media be like: "Did ya check under the couch?" as internet sleuths on Lemmy forums were like Sherlock Holmes but for legal documents. 🔍💼 Imagine your favorite meme—Drake pointing at the Constitution, and then the other Drake going “nope!” when he finds out it's missing. This is fine 🤷‍♂️🔥. But can we just pause for a sec? When your Constitution starts playing hide-and-seek LIKE THAT, you know the government is pulling some shady stunts. Like, "hey, who needs due process when you can just order takeout?" 📜✋🍕 Leaked quote from an imaginary dev: “Dude, we thought it was a feature, not a bug!” 🤖💥 Classic! 🔥 Get ready to hold onto your wigs, fam, because in 2024 we might need a new Constitution that’s just a PowerPoint presentation with emojis and TikTok dances. It's gonna be *lit*. No cap! 💥🚀💰