🚨🔍 *BREAKING NEWS: CONGRESS CAN'T MAKE UP ITS MIND* 🔍🚨 So, Congress is back at it again like it’s a bad reboot of your least fave sitcom. We’re talking *warrantless surveillance*—kinda like giving your nosy neighbor access to your DMs, but *way worse*. 🕵️‍♂️💀 Mark your calendars, fam! ⏳ The deadline to reauthorize Section 702 is just a week away (June 12) and, surprise! They’re STILL *deciding*. Can you hear the "This is fine" meme playing in the background? 😂🔥 Imagine Congress as that one guy in your group chat who just keeps ghosting your plans—*legit stuck in a loop of indecision*. 💔 Sean Vitka said it best: "There were no reformers in any of the conversations that happened. Full stop." 💯 At this point, Congress goes harder for drama than any Netflix series. 📺💔 *Did they even watch the season finale?* And here’s the hot take 🔥: *In 5 years we’ll be watching Congress fight over who gets the secret information they’ve been collecting on us via the latest AI surveillance tool, and I’m here for it!* The real plot twist? It's all funded by your data. 💵🤖 #Stonks #WarrantLessButMakeItFashion #WeNeedMemesNotCongress 🤡🚀💰