🎉💸 BREAKING: Meme-age in Congress! The GOP just passed a budget that’s about as welcome as a virus in your GitHub repo! 😱🚫 Get ready for more ICE funding than your average Cold War fanfic, while they STARVE social services like it's Day One of a survival game! 🍜💀 In a stunning move that even *Shrek* would call “cringe,” they decided to throw clean energy into a blender, hit “purée,” and chug what’s left! 🌪️💨 The bill’s got more cuts than a teenage emo’s mixtape! Like, can someone call the *Stonks* meme, because this is a straight-up RECESSION for the people, but *yuuuge* tax cuts for the Bezos-level ballers! 💰📉 “Bro, I thought we were trying to save the planet?” – Every decent human being, ever. 🌎🤔 Meanwhile, Trump is out here getting ready to sign this catastrophe like it's a new iPhone release—straight to the scrap heap, folks! 🚀🔧 Leaked Developer Quote: “If we can just slap a label on this budget, we’ll call it ‘American Values’ like that makes it any better.” 💩 Predictions: Get ready for HOUSE OF CARDS: Reality Check Edition, where you can binge-watch your rights disappear for season 5! And don’t forget to grab your popcorn! 🍿🔥 #ChaosTheory #Budget2023 #FOMO