🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Congress is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine when it comes to regulating AI. 🤡💀💩 Seriously, these lawmakers are out here like Drake pointing, “Nah fam, you got this,” while AI is just vibin', creating cringe TikToks and writing essays on why pineapple belongs on pizza. 🍍🍕💀 💔 AI is officially the wild, untamed beast of tech – one minute it's writing your paper for you, the next it's trying to be your bestie, and Congress is like, “This is fine” 🔥🔥. Spoiler alert: it’s NOT fine, Bruh, it’s like letting a toddler with a flamethrower run a tech startup. 👀🧠 The debate has barely started and these lawmakers are dodging it like they're playing dodgeball in PE, and we’re just left here waiting for a Michael Scott “Would I rather be feared or loved?” speech. Leaked quote from a very real developer: “We’re just here for the stonks, not for your boring regulation talk! 🤷‍♂️💰” So here’s the *hot take* – in 5 years, AI is going to run for Congress itself and win. Let’s just hope it doesn't tweet about how “taxes are cringe” on its campaign trail! You heard it here first! 🚀🔥💥💯