🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Congress just hit the snooze button on AI regulations for 5 years! 😴⏰💀 I guess they think AI is like a fruit smoothie – let’s just blend it up and see what happens! 🍓🤖 So here’s the 411: Ted Cruz and his squad are cooking up a federal proposal hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna. 🌶️🔥 Basically, they want to slap an embargo on state and local AI laws like they’re trying to stop water from going downhill. 🤦‍♂️💩 "AI? Nah, let the robots run wild for the next DECADE. What could go wrong?" - 👀 *Leaked quote from some random intern at Congress.* Meanwhile, scientists are like, “This is fine.” 🤷‍♂️🔥 While the rest of us are over here wondering if our future overlords will let us keep our memes or just turn us all into sentient NFTs. 📉🖼️ But here’s the spicy take: If Congress thinks it can sit on its hands while AI does the Cha-Cha, wait until they try to rewind the clock and end up with Skynet doing TikTok dances. 🚀💃💀 So mark my words, by 2033, we’ll either be in a utopia of peaceful robots or waging war against algorithm overlords armed with nothing but an outdated laptop and our meme skills! 💰💣💎 #Stonks #AIChaos #BasedAndAIpilled