🚨BREAKING: Congress Republicans are apparently diving into an undercover mission like it's a freaking TikTok challenge to expose this "mysterious leftist funding" after the tragic *public demise* of Charlie Kirk. 🎭💀 Hold up, did we just enter a conspiracy theory thriller?🤔 So, a bunch of GOP lawmakers, led by Rep. Chip Roy (sounds legit, right? 🤡💼), are like, “Let’s form a new committee to grill the left’s money buddies.” Why? Because they think the radical left is basically the next Avengers, assembling their unholy funds to take over America and its beloved rule of law. 🚀🔥 Here’s where the chaos kicks in: they want subpoena power! 💰📜 Like this is an episode of Law and Order: SVU, except the victims are their fragile feelings! The goal? To track down all those “bad” NGOs and *gasp* public officials who are *gasp* just vibing in a different political universe. Leaked dev convo: **Chip Roy:** “Let’s find their dark money!” **Unnamed aide:** “You sure you’re not just mad they meme’d on us last week?” 😂 Hot take 🔥: If they really want to uncover the truth, they should follow the stonks 📈?? for *influencer-funded* ice cream shops! 🍦😤 No cap, we’re heading straight for a congressional circus, and I’m buying a front-row seat! 🎪