🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS: Congress just declared a *full send* on AI chaos, but like, for TEN YEARS?! 😱🥴 *Welcome to the AI Wild West, folks!* 🤠🤖💥 According to our (totally legit) sources, Senator Ted Cruz and his merry band of lawmaking wizards are whipping up a new federal proposal to BLOCK states from touching AI laws until 2034.🤡💀 Remember folks, 2034 is the year when we’ll probably all have robotic pets who’ll sue us for not feeding them enough digital treats. 🍔🐾 *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, I’d rather teach my cat to code than deal with this legislative mess. 🤷‍♂️💻 This is a W for the overlords, even if it’s a cringe for us mortals.” Meanwhile, companies like Google are like Drake pointing at this proposal, saying: “Stonks rising! We can finally unleash our AI overlords without pesky state regulations!” 💰💼 *This is fine*… until your state’s local BBQ sauce factory gets overtaken by a sentient AI 🤖🔥 Hot take: In 10 years, we’ll all be trapped in our homes, controlled by AI while the Congressmen are out there sipping drinks and laughing at our collective demise. 🥳🍹 *Welcome to the dystopia, besties!* Share this chaos before the robots take control! 🔥🚀 #AIDystopia #MemeTheFuture