🚨🌏 BREAKING: Australia’s about to pull a *huge* glow-up on YouTube, and yeah, it’s total chaos! 🤡⚡️ Move over TikTok and Facebook; YouTube just got hit with the *heavy ban hammer* for kiddos under 16! 🎮🚫 That's right, folks! All those dance challenges and cat videos are now officially **not for your small fry**! 🍟👶 In a plot twist that has Meta & TikTok seething harder than a cat in a bathtub, the Aussie government went from "YouTube is our educational homie" to "Oops, my bad! You’re on the list too!" 😳📜 Classic government move, amirite? *Seethe* for them stonks, fam. 📉 The companies sent their best Karens to complain about the *totally unfair exclusion* like it’s Black Friday and someone just stole their last roll of toilet paper. 🧻💀 And check this—YouTube's crying over spilled milk saying this “reverses a clear public commitment.” But let’s be real 🤔: they’re just mad they can’t flex their ad revenue on kids anymore. **LEAKED QUOTE from a Google dev**: "We just wanted to teach kids about algorithms... and also how to buy cool stuff. Is that so wrong?" 🤖🔥 Mark my words: next up? TikTok gets banned because *Australia thinks dancing is dangerous*! 🕺😱 This is fine. *Welcome to the digital apocalypse, folks!* 💥💰 Share this before the ban takes down the internet too!!!