💰🚨💀 BREAKING: San Fran Startup Drops $4.2M on Privacy Like It’s Hot! 💀🚨💰 Hold onto your coding keyboards, fam! 🤖✨ Confident Security just strutted out of stealth mode like it’s attending a tech gala 🕺💃. They’re claiming to be “the Signal for AI,” but y’all, they *might* just be the “This Is Fine” meme of the cybersecurity world. 🐶🔥 So, what’s their jam? They’ve whipped up some fancy-schmancy tool that clings onto AI models like your little brother clings onto your gaming chair, vowing to keep YOUR data as sacred as a grandma’s secret recipe. 📜😏 But let’s be real, is it just duct tape and good vibes? 🤔 Leaked developer quote: 🎤 “We combined the powers of three cats and a 100% probability that no one is ready for our tech. And yes, we might’ve just stolen the idea from a fortune cookie!” 🥠💀 Meanwhile, AI companies everywhere are out here like Drake pointing to their wallets, hoping this “signal” ain’t just more noise. 📉💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: If Confident Security doesn’t change its name to “Confidently Unprepared” by 2024, I’m throwing my keyboard out the window! 💨🚀 Share this chaos, or your data might just end up in a meme! 🎉💥