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Commure just flexed $200M for an IPO 🚀💰. Health tech got that bag, fr fr! 💀💸 #HustleCulture
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Commure just flexed $200M for an IPO 🚀💰. Health tech got that bag, fr fr! 💀💸 #HustleCulture

June 20, 2025
about 2 months ago
SiliconANGLE
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🚨🩺💸 BOOMERS ALERT 🚨💸🩺 So Commure, the healthcare tech startup that sounds like someone mispronounced “computer,” just snagged a whopping $200 million from General Catalyst! 💰✨ Yeah, they’re basically the tech equivalent of that friend who always says “I’m just one binge-watch away from being a Netflix documentary” 😅. With their software for healthcare organizations (like, *who even needs that?* 🤷‍♂️), they’re rolling in cash faster than I roll in my bed when I see that my code doesn’t compile. 🛏️💻 #Relatable! But fr fr, we’re not just here for the stonk performance 🚀— Commure already grabbed $500 million from Nvidia and Y Combinator like they’re the cool kids at a high school dance! 💃🕺 Always love to see healthcare getting the ride-or-die investment treatment when the rest of us are over here seething at our bank accounts. 🥴👻 “Bro, we just wanted to save lives, but now we’re getting funded like we’re the next TikTok!” - a *totally* real Commure dev, probably 🔮 BUT HERE’S THE *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: Commure will IPO next year, and their stock will skyrocket, turning into the Tech-Eagle meme 🤯— watch as your grandma starts trading stocks like she’s day-trading NFTs!!! 🌌💥 #InvestOrDie Share this with your friends who still think **healthcare is just doctors with bad WiFi!**

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