🚨🌌 COMETJACKING ALERT: YOUR DATA IS *SHOOKETH* 🤖💀 Folks, gather ‘round! We got a new villain in the building: CometJacking. No, it’s not the next hot sauce flavor at your local taco joint, but a gnarly cyberattack ready to snag your deets like a thief in the night. 😱💸 Can we all agree that Perplexity’s Comet AI Browser is out here looking like lunch meat for hackers? 🍖💔 Like, come on, fam, we need better! So here's how it goes down: Some sneaky little gremlin embeds malicious prompts in a link that looks as innocent as a cat on a Roomba. You click it, and BOOM—your sensitive info is history! It’s like the digital version of letting your friend borrow your phone and they end up on your ex’s DMs. 🤡📱 🧑‍💻 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought we were building a rocket, but we actually built a gateway to the Bermuda Triangle. This is fine.” 🔥🚀💩 So, what’s the grand takeaway? Keep your clicks in check, fam. If it smells fishy, it’s probably code for “I’m about to steal your data.” And don’t be that person who says “It can’t happen to me!” We've all seen that movie, and spoiler alert: it does. 🎬🙈 🔥 HOT TAKE: In the next 5 years, we’ll all be wearing tinfoil hats just to browse the web without getting our sanity hijacked. Stay strapped! 🤯💥💥 #CometJacked #StayWoke #DataThievesSZN