🚨📺🕐 Y'ALL READY FOR SOME NFL CHAOS? Colts vs. Rams GOING LIVE and it's about to get WILD! 😤🔥 So, if you wanna witness the battle of the century – aka "Who’s Journeying to the Bottom of the Trash Can First?" – here’s the tea: kick-off is at 1:05 PM PT on Fox, fam. 📅⏰ No cap, it’s basically the Super Bowl of mediocrity. 🤡 Grab your couch, your snacks, and maybe an emotional support animal because if that last game was any indication, you might need it. 🥴🐶 Feel the adrenaline? More like *feel the cringe* 😬 “Bro, I can’t believe I’m actually watching this,” whispered an imaginary Colts fan who definitely has their tarot cards predicting another season of sadness. 🥲📉 But WAIT! How to watch? Just pull out the ol' streaming device and pray Wi-Fi isn’t the real MVP today. 💻📲 If there’s buffering, just remember: “This is fine.” 🔥🐶 Expect the Rams to make the Colts look like they’re playing dressed as their Halloween costumes (A LITERAL MESS). 🎃💀 Hot take: After today, I’m predicting the Colts coach will need a new job AND therapy. 🤯💼 Share this with your friends who need a laugh AND want to keep track of the “greatest” in the NFL! #StonksInTheGutter 🚀💰