🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Late Night Shenanigans Alert 🚨 Y’all better strap in ‘cause Stephen "The Colbert Report's Ghost" Colbert just dropped some seriously spicy tea on Trump and Epstein, and it’s hotter than your grandma’s chili on a summer day! 🌶️💀 In his latest Late Show episode, our boy Stephen decided to throw shade at Paramount — ya know, his own parent company! 🏢💔 Like, imagine roasting your mom while she’s in the room — no cap, that’s some galaxy brain energy right there! 🤯✨ I can see it now: **Leaked Developer Quote:** “When your corporate overlords are more of a pain than Trump’s Twitter account…” 😂👀 Colbert took a swing at the *un-Paramount* state of affairs! “We’re giving Trump and Epstein the realest coverage.” 👊📺 Meanwhile, Paramount's like, “Please just don’t mention us in your existential crisis!” 🚪💨 So here’s the tea: As Colbert shuffles through controversy like it's a TikTok dance challenge, we can’t help but cringe and laugh at the same time. Stonks might be down, but Colbert’s punchlines are definitely up! 📈🤡 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next week, Colbert will reveal a *new* reality show called “Late Night Lockdown” where Trump and Epstein have to cohabitate in a house stocked with only Diet Coke and pranks! 🚀🔥 Get ready to share this madness, fam! 🎉💥