🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: Stephen Colbert just dropped a bomb bigger than your uncle's hot takes at Thanksgiving! 🍗💣 The Late Show’s commander-in-meme has called out the $16 million 🤑💸 handout from Paramount Global to President Trump. That's right, folks – it's not just any settlement; it’s a FAT BRIBE, like the kind you'd see in a 90s sitcom where everyone acts sus! 🤡💀 In a not-so-quiet corner of the internet, Colbert was seen doing the Drake meme, pointing at the "settlement" like, "Nah, we don’t need that!" and then vibing with the “this is fine” dog when he realized it’s 2023 and we’re still doing this. 🔥💀 In a leaked conversation (totally didn’t make this up), an inside source said, “Stephen’s roasting harder than my mom’s lasagna,” proving that even in the chaos, he’s got the fire. 🔥👩‍🍳 Listen up, fam: if you thought this was just another boring news story, think again! 🚀 If we keep up this energy, come 2025 we might just see Trump dropping a mixtape called "Settling Scores" featuring "Stonks Go Up" as the lead single!🎤💥 Mark my words – we’re living in a meme-ocalypse and I’m HERE FOR IT! 🤖✨ #MemeTheSystem #ColbertFTW