🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: COLBERT VS. AMAZON ROBOTS! 🤖💥 So, apparently, Amazon's like, “Let’s replace half a million jobs with robots! 🤡💼” and Stephen Colbert just dropped into the chat like Drake pointing, "Y'all don’t want the smoke!" 💨🔥 In a wild monologue showdown, Colbert roasted Jeff Bezos harder than a roast beef sandwich left in the sun for two weeks. 🔥🥪 "When robots take over your job, just remember to put your best ‘out of order’ sign on your heart!" 😩💔 Fans online were like “stonks??” but I think we’re looking more at “floating stocks” because what’s happening here is the definition of cringe. 🤡💸 From the warehouse floor to the comedy floor, we’re basically living in the meme apocalypse 🚀💀. Imaginary developer quote alert! 💭 “Yeah, we just figured robots could do it better, so why not give them the whole dang job? 😂” - *Anonymous Dev* But let’s be real, if we keep trading human jobs for metallic minions, I fully expect to see a viral TikTok challenge where people try to out-robot a robot... who’s just scanning barcodes like a pro. 🤖💁‍♂️ HOT TAKE: By 2050, we’re all getting replaced by algorithm-powered snack dispensers. 🍕🤖💀 #SnackBotRevolution #LifeInThePostHumanEra