🎉🌌🚀 *SOUND THE ALARM! CO-LAB IS THRUSTING INTO THE STRATOSPHERE! 🤑* So, CoLab Software just raised a whopping $72 million in a Series C funding round. Like, can we take a moment to appreciate that? That’s enough $$$ to buy a Lambo AND pay off your student loans. 💸💔 But instead of joyriding, they’re trying to cuff the collective wisdom of the engineering elite—probably speaking to them via smoke signals. 🤖🔥 Introducing *EngineeringOS*—the lovechild of Windows and an Excel sheet that reproduces faster than your desperate Tinder dates 🥴. They’re like, “Hey, we automate your boring tasks, but also we’re totally *not* trying to replace you, okay? 😬” *cue the waving fingers* Leaked Quote: “We aimed to *capture* knowledge, not engineers. One day we’ll put Steve Jobs in a glass jar for inspiration. 🤯” This is fine, right? Just a cozy little startup throwing cash like it’s Tinder swiping left on their cringe exes. 🌌🔥**HOT TAKE:** In 5 years, EngineeringOS will be the *ultimate* overlord, and engineers will be plotting a revolution with *DuckDuckGo* as their savior. Brace yourselves for the Galactic Engineering Wars— #Stonks OR #Sunk! 👾🛠️