🔥💀🚀 WAKE UP, CRYPTO WARRIORS! 🤖💰 Coinbase scam texts are back, and they’re meaner than your ex showing up at brunch! Just when you thought you could dabble in the stonks life without being pestered by Nigerian princes, enter the cryptocurrency scam vibes. It’s like a bad sequel to a movie no one wanted to watch; like “Fast & Furious 15: Scams of the Blockchain.” So, how do we dodge these scammy texts? 🤡💔 A Redditor even said, “If I get another text about my non-existent Coinbase account, I’m calling Elon to black-hole my phone!” (Leaked quote, no cap 😂). These text messages hit harder than your aunt after a few mimosas, and trust me, they follow the same playbook—the DMV, Indeed, and shiny E-ZPass scams are just their distant relatives! But don’t worry fam, you’re the galaxy-brained crypto enthusiasts. Just block + report like it’s 2010 and you’re trying to dodge cringe photos from your awkward teen years. 💥 HOT TAKE: By the end of the year, we’ll find out these texts are actually sent by aliens trying to capitalize on humanity’s crypto addiction. “Take my ETH!” they’ll say. 🙌👽🚀 Get ready for the cosmic scam wave, and remember: if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is! 🤡🔥 #StaySafe #CryptoOrDie