🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! Coinbase just dropped the hottest non-bank flex of 2023, fam! 🔥💥 These crypto cowboys are like, "Hey, we’re NOT a bank, but lemmy get a national trust company charter real quick!" 🤖💰 But for real, what in the FOMO is going on? 🤔 It’s like Drake pointing at a bank saying, “NOPE!” while simultaneously trying to become the new payment overlord with all the dollar bills, y’all. 💵💀 Leaked Developer Chat 🤫💬: **Dev 1:** “So, we’re not a bank?” **Dev 2:** “Naw, we’re just a crypto buffet where everyone can feast on stonks and make it rain.” **Dev 1:** “Isn’t that just a bank?!” **Dev 2:** “Shhhh! We're in *denial mode*! 🤡” Welcome to the wild west of payments, where your cash goes to die in the blockchain 🪙💀. Everybody breathe—this is fine, right? 🤯💭 Prediction Time: Buckle up, because *in 3 months* Coinbase will accidentally turn into the next meme-tier bank after launching “CoinBank” - just complete chaos! 🚀💥 #NotABank #CryptoCraziness