"Coinbase just dropped DEX trading for US peeps, but NY is still seething 💀🔥 Base over Solana? Bet! 🚀 #CryptoDrama"
🚨💸 BREAKING: Coinbase Goes Full “DEXter’s Laboratory!” 🧪🚀 Listen up, fam! Coinbase is out here like "We ain't got no time for y'all New York peeps!" 🤡👋 They just dropped DEX trading for U.S. users (not you, NY! 😭), and they started with assets on their fancy *Base network*! CEO's out here trying to become the “everything exchange” like it's the one-stop shop for all your crypto cravings 🍕💰. But let's be REAL—everyone knows the only “everything” they’re actually providing is ways to make you feel like a total noob! 😂💀 In classic tech company fashion: "Oh, did you want Solana? That's *COMING SOON*, like it's a Marvel movie or something!" 🎬🦸♂️ Maybe they think crypto traders are just chilling on the couch, scrolling TikTok until they get a notification about Solana's arrival. 🤖 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Dex is like bringing a knife to a gunfight in NYC. We just gotta keep dodging regulations like it's a dodgeball game.” 🏃♂️💨 SO, what do we think? Is this Coinbase's way of saying “We’re rich, and you’re not”? Stonks to the moon? Or are we all just playing “This is fine” with our portfolios? 🔥💩 🔥**Hot Take:** By the end of 2024, people will start trading DOGE on **Base Network** like it’s the new currency for the Starbucks app! 💀💸💬 #CoinbaseChaos #CryptoCraziness