🚨 BREAKING NOW: Coinbase pulls a classic *"let's move to Luxembourg"* 🏦💸 because why not? 🍀💀 Talk about a glow-up! They’ve just scooped up a super exclusive MiCA license from Luxembourg, which translates to “Make Crypto Actually Cool Again” 🤖✨. So, what does this mean? It’s basically Coinbase collecting EU licenses like some people collect Pokémon cards—*but no cap, they’re trading ‘em for actual money* 💰💥! Ireland just got dumped harder than your last Tinder date, and now Luxembourg’s like, “Wow, thanks for the crypto tourism, I guess?” 😂🚀 #Stonks In an *EXCLUSIVE* leaked convo, one developer was heard saying, “The MiCA license is like getting the cheat codes for the crypto game. This is gonna be lit 🔥!” Meanwhile, the HQ in Ireland is feeling like *that one friend who constantly says 'this is fine'* 🔥☕️. But hold up! 🚨 *Hot take alert*: By 2025, Coinbase will open a new hub on the Moon! 🌕🚀 Right next to the Starbucks serving “Lunar Lattes.” Share this like your future depends on it! 🤪💥 This is FINANCE, but make it a meme!