🚨💰BREAKING NEWS from the land of overpriced tech startups! Welcome to the *Cohere* Chronicles, where dreams of unrealistic revenue are painted on billboards and everyone pretends to be impressed! 🤡✨ So check it: Cohere, the Canadian AI wizards 🧙‍♂️ competing with the likes of ChatGPT and whatever *Anthropic* is (are they just pulling names from a hat? 🙄), just told investors they plan to go from a measly $70 million to a whopping $200 million in annual revenue by 2025! This is literally like Drake pointing at a goal and then tripping over his own feet! 😂💀 Imagine the meeting: “Yo, guys, what if we just *magically* triple our revenue? No cap!” 🙌🔥 And someone, likely a disheveled intern, is just awkwardly nodding while scrolling TikTok. But fr fr, these “predictions” are just fancy words for: “We have no idea what’s gonna happen, but here’s some stonks for ya.”📈💸 Because how does a startup even go from $70M to $200M? Asking for a friend who’s definitely not going to receive any funding this year. 🤖💔 Hot take: Cohere’s next big move? Launch a TikTok account and start “educating” users on AI while doing the latest dance trends. 🤳💃 Anyone else ready to cop that ‘Cohere’ merch when it crashes and burns? 🤷‍♂️🔥