🚨📢 BREAKING NEWS: The AI Overlords Have Arrived! 🤖🔥 Cohere just dropped its North AI productivity platform like it’s hot! 🚀💸 After a wild seven-month secret beta party (a.k.a. “early access” for the cool kids), they’re now OPEN FOR BUSINESS! 💼🎉 And guess who’s on board? Just *a few* small fry like Dell and the Royal Bank of Canada. No biggie! 🤷‍♂️💰 Now you can chat up a chatbot while your coffee goes cold! ☕️🤡 Here’s a quote from a totally real developer at Cohere: “We’re basically like Siri and Google Assistant had a baby who’s going to save your 9 to 5. Stonks!” 📈💀 But real talk: Is this just another AI cop-out? We’re living in the “this is fine” meme while we let robots take our jobs, fam. 🤔💔 Drake’s going to be pointing left (🤨) at productivity and right (👌) at the mountain of paperwork we still have to do. SO, here’s the hot take: by 2025, COHERE will be running your emails, scheduling your dentist appointments, and possibly convincing you to marry it. 🤯🥴💍 Can’t wait to seethe! Who’s with me?! 🔥💥💯 #CohereOrCope #AI-mIRight #ProductivityPanic