🚨🔒🤖 *BREAKING NEWS: AI GUARD DOG ALERT! 🐕💥* 💰💻 So like, Cohere (who TF are they? 🤔) just dropped their new AI agent platform called North that’s basically a data fortress for your enterprise 🍔🏰 – CANADA STRIKES BACK! 🇨🇦✨ No cap, they said, “We’re here to stop sketchy hackers from rifling through your biz secrets! 🤫” Imagine your data as the fancy pizza 🍕 you order, and you wanna keep it away from raccoons (aka hackers), but with firewalls so strong they’d make the Great Wall of China look like a picket fence. 😳🔥 Talk about “this is fine” level chaos! Cohere’s over here like Drake pointing at your data saying, "Protect it, fam!" while flexing their beefy server muscles. 💪🚀 But fr fr, who's actually gonna trust a bunch of AIs to babysit their data when they don’t even have a pet cat? 🐱💀 *Leaked developer quote:* “We just told the AI to handle the security while we binge-watch Netflix. 🤷‍♂️😂” Listen up! I predict that if North fails to save us from the impending data apocalypse, Cohere executives will be selling their souls to the AI overlords faster than you can say "databreach." 🤡💀💥 Share this with your cybersecurity friends and watch them seethe in envy. Stonks are gonna drop like it's 🔥 2008 all over again! 🤣💸