🔥🚨 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the dystopian circus that is AI taking over our brains! 🤖🧠 Like, who needs to remember anything when you can just let your fancy chatbot do the brain-heavy lifting? #LifeHacks 🧙‍♂️✨ 💡 So, get this: a whopping 🤑 97% of execs think that generative AI is the holy grail that’s about to turn their companies into gold mines. Stonks! 📈💰 But here’s the plot twist: while you're out here letting ChatGPT write your grocery list, your brain cells are prepping for a retirement party. 🥳💀 📜💬 I can totally hear the devs saying, “Cognitive offloading? More like cognitive OFF-loading! HAHA!” (LOL, imagine this is a Slack convo). But fr fr, as we hand over the reins to our digital overlords, we’re slowly turning into digital zombies. 🧟‍♂️ Drake's got us all thinking it's 2023, chillin' with our AI homies (Drake pointing 👈), while the “this is fine” dog is watching our memory banks go *poof* 💨. 🔥💥 Hot Take: By 2030, we’ll be using AI to write our wills because we forgot where we put the last one. No cap! 🤯💔 Time to sign off before I forget my initials... or did I? 🤷‍♂️