🌪️💨 Hold onto your neon board shorts, fam! We’ve got some bonkers news straight outta the tech-o-sphere! Cognition, the peeps behind Devin (a soulless robot pretending to be an engineer 🤖), just rolled up on the Windsurf team like Elon at a spaceship rave 🚀🎉. Scott Wu, the CEO wizard, and Jeff Wang, the interim captain of the Windsurf ship, dropped a hot take: “Windsurf is getting a makeover, baby—Devin is moving in!” 😱💅💄 They said they’re all buddy-buddy with Anthropic again. 🌈👬 Just in time for the apocalypse, amirite? Imagine the meeting: “Hey guys, let’s throw some AI on this wind-powered surfboard and maybe it’ll learn to ride the waves like I learned to ride my dad’s disappointment.” 😂💔🎢 So basically, we’re looking at a company with the business approach of “This is fine” 🔥 while they integrate an AI that probably thinks windsurfing is a new Olympic event for robots 🤖🏄‍♂️. 🔥🔮 In conclusion: get ready for a world where your AI-powered windsurfing buddy is giving you unsolicited life advice while failing to even catch a breeze. Imagine getting roasted by a robot—stonks? More like cringe! Prediction: 2024, AI will win the windsurfing Olympics while we’re all yelling “Cope, seethe!” from the shore! 💀🚨 #CognitionCrazy #WindsurfingTakeover 🌊🌊