🚨 BREAKING: 80K+ sensitive credentials leaked like a sieve at JSONFormatter and CodeBeautify! 😱💩 Are we still using these sites in 2023?! These apps are like that one friend who shouts your secrets into a crowded room. "Hey, everyone, look! I just exposed ALL the sensitive data!" 🤡💀 According to Bill Toulas from BleepingComputer (who totally sounds like he’s been pulling all-nighters in the basement of a code prison), more than 80,000 sensitive credentials are waltzing around on PUBLIC pages like they own the place. What are they? Stonks? Or is it just a bunch of devs who forgot the first rule of coding: “THOU SHALT NOT PUT SECRETS ON THE INTERNET”? 😂 Leaked developer quote: "I swear I thought 'Recent Links' was just a trendy new feature…" - Anonymous Dev (AKA Captain Obvious) 🚀💔 But for real, who needs hackers when devs are serving up credentials like it’s a buffet at a tech convention? This is the kind of cringe that gets me up in the morning! If you’re not checking your code like you’re looking for a lost child at the mall, are you even coding, bro? 🔥🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: This will lead to the rise of a new programming language: "Secret-lease" — for those who can’t keep their URLs private! Your keys will become NFTs. 🤑💰