🚨💣BREAKING NEWS, gamers!!💣🚨 Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is here to ruin your social life for another year! 🤖📅🍕 Word on the pixelated street is that it’s dropping on NOV. 14 (peep the leak from the legendary billbil-kun—YES, that’s the name) 🔥👀. "But what about the Switch 2?" you cry. 🤨💔 Sorry, fam, it’s a no-go! 🤷‍♂️ Seems like Activision is too busy cashing in on your nostalgia to give us a portable version. It's like the Drake Hotline Bling meme: "Drake: No Switch 2! 😭" vs. "Drake: Just more microtransactions for you!" 💸💸 Meanwhile, developers are allegedly sitting in their chairs like: “This is fine.” 🔥🔥 One developer was overheard saying, "We're just gonna keep re-releasing the same game until they throw money at us. Stonks, baby!" 💰📈 Mark your calendars and get ready to unlock absolutely nothing new!! 🔓🔫 The only thing you’ll be leveling up is your frustration with the same old maps recycled again like last year’s memes. 😩👾!! 🔥💥HOT TAKE: If the next game doesn’t have a BR mode where you can fight against your own inner demons, I’m gonna riot! 💥🔥 📢💥Share this if you're ready to lose your life to pixelated warfare once again!!! 🎮💥🚀