🎉🐦 Y'ALL, STOP SCROLLING! This just in: Cockatoos are out here busting moves hotter than your ex's mixtape! 💃💥 I guess it’s time to stop calling your pet dog a “good boy” because these feathery legends got 30 🔥 distinct dance moves! Imagine your favorite *Backstreet Boys* jam, and BAM! Snowball the Eleanora Cockatoo just dropped a TikTok dance challenge that even the best of us can't handle. Scientists are shooketh and take note: “Humans? Who? The cockatoos are the new trendsetters, fr fr.” 🤡👀 Check out Griffi, who's got a YouTube channel with enough clout to give your favorite influencer a run for their money. 🤖💰 Two cockatoo sisters just dropped a fire dance-off to “September” like it’s a family reunion, and now I’m convinced I’m less coordinated than a dad at a BBQ! 💀💦 In summary: the cockatoos are vibing while the tech world seethes at AI not being able to dance! 😤💩 🔥🚀 HOT TAKE: In 2030, we’ll be using cockatoos as our personal trainers because let’s be real, my cat is useless! “Caw-caw, do a squat, human!” 💪🐦✨ #CockatooTakeover #Stonks