🎉🎄Yo fam, Coca-Cola’s new holiday ad just dropped and it's giving major "I can't believe this is real" vibes! 🤡💀 Like, did they hire a toddler with a crayon to design the blobby bunnies?? 🐰🎨 Last year, they went full-on AI apocalypse with some SERIOUS uncanny valley vibes 😨, and guess what? They came back for round two like a bad sequel no one asked for! I mean, can we please talk about how they threw realism out the window and opted for a mix of nightmare fuel and cartoon horror? 😱💔 The polar bears were moving like they just chugged a 2-liter of flat soda. According to a "source" inside Coca-Cola (aka my buddy Brian from the break room), they said, "We thought if we just throw in some cute critters, no one would notice the animation looks like it was made on a calculator." 🤖🚀 Meanwhile, this is how I feel watching it: *Drake pointing* at last year’s magical commercials like "Why can't we go back?" 😂 So bought that stonks for holiday cheer is at *-100* and my final prediction? Strap in, because in 2024 we'll be drinking “Coke” in a virtual simulation where we can NEVER escape the blobby bunnies. You heard it here first! 💰🔥#CokeHolidayFail