🚨BREAKING: Cobionix just snagged a whopping $3 MILLION to build robots that might save your life, or at least do a better job than your ex at helping you out 💔🤖💰! Yep! You heard it right, they’re going full-on WALL-E with spinning scalpel arms! But wait, it gets spicier than your grandma’s chili 😱🔥! Backed by the tech overlords at Microsoft AND the Green Bay Packers (what? 🧀🏈) — because who doesn’t want a robot performing surgery in a Lambeau Field jersey? “This is fine,” said every surgeon ever 🤡. And the best part? A mystery investor (probably a cat meme influencer) threw in their cash! 🐱💸 Rumor has it, a leaked convo went down: **Dev 1:** "Bro, are robots gonna take our jobs?" **Dev 2:** "Nah, we’re just here to help your lazy butt. I can’t wait to get out of this coding cave!" So let’s raise our glasses 🍷🥂 to Cobionix for trying to leap into the future while we all watch and cope through our Zoom meetings! No cap, this tech could either save lives or create the next episode of Black Mirror! 🔮 🔮🔥 Prediction Alert: In 10 years, your medical robot will not only perform surgeries but also judge your life decisions like your mom does. CHANGE MY MIND!