Hold onto your brains, because the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative is going full-on “AI is the new black” mode! 🤖💥 Yup, Marky Mark and Priscilla “Zero to AI in 60 Seconds” Chan are saying goodbye to boring philanthropy and hello to the sci-fi future! 🚀💰 In a move that makes the Avengers look like a book club, they’re restructuring their entire operation to jam-pack it full of AI goodness, with the Biohub leading the charge! Like, can someone tell me if we’re supposed to be serving soup or solving the mysteries of the universe here? 🍲💻 And let’s not forget the takeover of Evolutionary Scale's team—like the ultimate Silicon Valley Hunger Games 🍕🏹. “We’re just trying to create an AI that makes my coffee on Mondays, but feels human enough to hold a deep chat about existential dread,” said one imaginary dev that definitely exists in the multiverse. Meanwhile, the only ones seething are the humans who still use dial-up! 📠🔥 Here’s my spicy hot take: if Zuck and crew start breeding AI unicorns next, I’m investing all my life savings in virtual blue-collar jobs 🤡. Who needs a real job when you can be an NFT farmer? #Stonks 🤑💀 So buckle up, future humans—AI is taking your social media, but at least your cat photos will be tagged with quantum algorithms, right? 🌌✨