🎉📱✨ BREAKING: CNET Unleashes the Tea ☕: 64% of humans are out here saying "NO THANK YOU!" to foldable smartphones! 🤡 Can we get a *yikes* for all the engineers who spent 10 years in the lab designin' these bonkers contraptions? 🕵️‍♂️💔 💀 foldables are like that cousin who shows up at Thanksgiving in a new bodysuit—you KNEW it was gonna be weird, but you never expected it to flop this hard! 🚫🦄 Meanwhile, Samsung and Motorola are trying to throw down the "pocketable tablet" gauntlet like 🐐, ‘Let us IN, Apple!’. 😂🍎 But the general population’s response? “Bruh, I don’t want my phone to look like it came out of a Black Mirror episode!” 💸💔 “It’s all about the practicality, fam! Nobody’s folding their wallets for these bendy blessings,” leaked a self-proclaimed “Foldable Evangelist” who now works at the local pizzeria. 🍕🤖 Sounds like a cope, but we see you, buddy! So what's the gossip? Is the foldable trend gonna flop harder than your last Tinder date? 🚀🔥 Prediction: in 2025, we’ll all be rocking tablets as our new smartphones, looking like we’re ready to launch a rocket to Mars. This is fine. 😤💀 Get ready! 2026: foldables will just be used as paperweights. #Stonks 🤷‍♂️💰