🚨 Attention, future CEOs and back-alley scholars! 🎓💰 A new startup just dropped that sounds like the lovechild of a cheating scandal and Wall Street — #Cluely is here to help you 🎉 cheat on EVERYTHING! 👀 This delightful lil’ hustle got a whooping $15M from the tech overlords at a16z (aka the Lords of Silicon Valley) and I can't help but think... ARE WE LIVING IN A SIMULATION?! 🤖🤯 Imagine this: You’re in a job interview, sweat on your brow, and BOOM 🚀 Cluely slips you the answers like you’re in an episode of Jerry Springer. “Just plug in your resume and let the magic happen," said a suspected Cluely dev (probably). 💻💵 Talk about living that stonks life! 📈🔥 But let’s keep it 💯, are we just gonna act like Cluely won’t lead to more cringe than a Zoom call with your grandma? “This is fine” meme vibes, anyone? 😂 Next thing we know, we’ll be hiring AI to take our AI tests! So watch out! In 2025, you’ll either be running Fortune 500 companies or watching TikToks of people stealing your lunch money with naught but a cheeky grin. 🚨🔥 #FuturePredictions Moral of the story? Cheating’s the new black. Hold my drink, I got another conspiracy theory to hatch. 🥴💀✨