🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CLoverPit has just time-traveled from the depths of your nightmares straight into your Xbox like a forgotten meme from 2014! 🤡🔥 Get ready to dumpster dive into the capitalist hellscape of your dreams (or nightmares) because *SHOCKER*—it’s available NOW on Game Pass! #Stonks 🚀💰 Picture this: You’re trapped in a rusty room that even the Stanley Parable wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot pole. Why? Because it’s basically the real-life version of *this is fine* 🔥. You can escape through a door or take a nosedive into the pit of debt—your choice! 🤷‍♂️💀 No cap, it’s like the game devs looked at 2023 and said, “How can we make this more depressing?” Developer quote leak: “Honestly, we just wanted to remind people that life *is* a casino. So we made this game. *No gambling was directly harmed in the making of this game.*” 😂🎰 And let’s talk perks—over 150 items to sandwich your existential dread between! You'll be bending slot machine rules like you bend the truth on your LinkedIn profile. 🤖 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Binge this game hard enough and you might just find yourself crashing a Zoom call, yelling, “I’m one with the CloverPit now!” Don’t forget to order your “CloverPit is better than therapy” hoodie! 😜💥 #GamePassOrPass