🚨 BREAKING: Cloudflare's CTO just dropped a FIRE tweet that feels like it came straight outta a meme! 💔💻💨 “We failed our customers and the broader Internet” he said, and honestly, it’s giving me some serious *this is fine* vibes. 🥴🔥 Imagine the look on his face when he realized that *his* service was the reason the Internet turned into a laggy wasteland! 🏝️🌐 Let’s spice it up—Dane Knecht was probably like: “We thought we were stonks but ended up just being the big ol’ meme lord of internet outages.” 🤡💀 Honestly, this ain't it, chief! 😬💰 You ever see a toddler knock over a tower of blocks? Yeah, that’s what Cloudflare did to the Internet today! 💥👶 "Hey guys, we kinda broke the whole Internet today," said no tech chief ever. Fr fr, at this point, I’d rather trust my cat to manage my network than Cloudflare! 🙀 Prediction time: If Cloudflare continues like this, I can see them dropping an NFT of a sad server as a limited edition digital art piece! Get ready fam, it's only going down from here! 🚀💩 #TechFail #CloudflareWoes #BringBackMyInternet