🚨💥 CHAOS ALERT! Cloudflare just pulled an EXPLOSIVE stunt that made the internet go down like a sinking ship! ⛴️💔 For those who were living under a rock (or maybe in a parallel universe 🌌), at 11:48 UTC, things got WEIRD. X (formerly Twitter), ChatGPT, and a whole circus of websites decided to take a nap 💤. Did someone say "this is fine"? 🤡🔥 😱 Cloudflare finally chimed in after HOURS of radio silence saying, "The issue has been identified and a fix is being implemented." Yeah, bro, you mean after making us all feel like we were back in the dial-up days? What’s next, 56k speeds? 💀💨 💬 Leaked convo from a mythical Cloudflare dev: 🧙‍♂️ Dev: “The servers are on strike. They demand better snacks!” 👨‍💻 Boss: “Let’s just sprinkle some ‘fixed’ fairy dust on it and hope for the best!” Meanwhile, Amazon Web Services is like: “Just another day in paradise!” 😎🍹 Will these outages become a monthly occurrence? 🤔 STONKS going down like a lead balloon, my friends! 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: This time next month, we’ll be hosting Zoom meetings through carrier pigeons. 🕊️💼💀 #StayWoke #TechApocalypse