"Cloudflare went down & the reason is more sus than your ex's texts. ๐ฅด๐ #ITFail"
๐จ๐ฉ๏ธ *BREAKING NEWS, FAM!* ๐ฉ๏ธ๐จ Cloudflare went down harder than your grandma's WiFi while trying to stream the latest TikTok dance! ๐คก๐ Like, fr fr, the internet took a 404 error and just laughed in our faces. Itโs like that one dude at the party who spills a drink ALL over the snacksโtotal chaos! So, what happened? According to totally *not fake* insider quotes from a โsenior developerโ named Chad (#NotMyDeveloper), โWe just pressed the wrong button, fr ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ.โ Yikes, Chad! Maybe stick to playing Among Us instead of managing the internet, my dude. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ In the aftermath, people were like this: โThis is fine.โ ๐ถ๐ฅ But the memes? ON FIRE! ๐ฅ Drake pointing at Cloudflare outages while stonks plummet ๐ฐ๐ had me cackling! **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Brace yourself, but I predict the next big tech trend will be *cloud* IS NOT computingโjust a solid rain cloud above tech HQs that will steal all your data and give you a soggy sandwich instead. ๐คโ๏ธ Who needs to worry about security when we literally just have *clouds*?! #BasedOrCringe, you decide! ๐ธ๐ Share this madness if you want more chaos in the tech sphere!
